How Old Are you?

Seems like there's been a lot of birthdays lately. If it's yours, party down. If it's someone else's, go crash a party...

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." Robert Lee Frost
"We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it." Author Unknown
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." Author Unknown
"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body." Author Unknown
"You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience." Author Unknown
"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician." Author Unknown
"Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once." Dave Barry
"I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius." George Carlin


How Old Are You?

Age is a quality of mind.
If you have left your dreams behind,
If hope is cold,
If you no longer look ahead,
If your ambitions' fires are dead--
Then you are old.
But if from life you take the best,
If in life you keep the jest,
If love you hold;
No matter how the years go by,
No matter how the birthdays fly--
You are not old.

H. S. Fritsch